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    Default Joke time :)

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    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands ***** in front of Bob.

    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

    “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

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    I think I've heard that one or a variation of it before. I wasn't expecting the punch line as I was reading the setup, but once I did read the punchline I was pretty sure I'd heard the joke before. For whatever reason I did find it funny.
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    Hahaha! Love it!
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    LOL. I love that joke.. haha

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    Hmmmm...no wonder my neighbors are always borrowing money!

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    LoL very funny .. more sharing .. :P

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    That works. Nice. I would say that's two for the price of one.
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    I may start charging interest.

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