Installing A Husband

[prettyimpress]

Hi all, I've just seen a funny article in another forum. I'd like to share with you. Hope you will like it.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate!!!



DEAR DESPERATE!!!,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0!!!

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly... You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

[ParaTed2k]

Funny 10.2!

[vangogh]

That's really funny. Thanks for sharing.

Sadly once having bought husband 1.0 you can't downgrade back to boyfriend 5.0. Installation of husband 1.0 completely overwrites the boyfriend 5.0 software. You're only option is to remove husband 1.0 entirely and go back to an install of boyfriend 1.0 with different settings than you originally installed.

[Biz_Finder]

Nice. Made me chuckle. Then it made me worry lol!

[rezzy]

I had to share this with my wife, she got a kick out of it.

[cbscreative]

I keep wondering when Wife 5.2 will get introduced in this thread.

[Lyrafire]

That's a hoot!